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when your pet eats something off the floor and you try to get it out
Oh no! PANIC! That water you just gulped down was laced with...XENOESTROGENS! You don't feel so good...
The first letter of your first name decides what body type you end up as!
my brain just thought up the phrase "Popeye the Sailor Moon" so I googled it and realized it was already a thing