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@TheIrishPickle That's all I could ever ask for, lovely. Thank you.🥺
When it comes to Pokémon, your girl has been a Fire Starter since she could remember.
But Leaf Kitty might change the game up. 😻
Me: *casually joking about putting hot foot powder in someone's bed, but sad I don't have any*
Mom: *casually letting me know that we have all the ingredients to make it*
Me: "Oh, sweet! That's...hold up.😐"
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MOTHER?
@JadeSnowflake2 If I could make it go away, I would in a heartbeat. 🥺
💜🖤💜🖤
@Markuss_Maximus Mm-hmm...that's what I thought.
As you were...
@HamAllKid That joke was a real rib-tickler. It really tickled my funny bone.