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The best character in Captain Commando is Baby Head, a newborn in a person sized mecha designed solely for the purpose of Haggar piledriving henchmen.
Baby Head’s mecha can also pilot a slightly larger mecha, because Captain Commando is a good game.
Unsure who was responsible for Nintendo’s Strange Purple Rabbit period between 2012 and 2013, but I’m a fan.