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How nice of you to offer yourself as the Valentine's candy!
Oh, no need to explain yourself, I'm sure you'll taste just as sweet~
Not sure why they thought mouthing off to someone so much bigger than they are was a good idea.
They must have REALLY wanted a closer look at the bottom of my paw. Well who am I to deny them that privilege?
Friendly reminder that I also have my character, Xang.
He would very much like you underpaw.
...that wasn't a request.