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I say this cuz each of the franchises Duke jabs at were releasing superior games at around the same time DNF came out. Serious Sam 3: BFE, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, and Halo Reach (all releases from around the same time or their closest) blow Duke Nukem Forever out of the water.
NiGHTS's Mighty No. 9, except unlike Mighty No. 9, NiGHTS isn't popular enough to get a revival from its failure like Mega Man was and MN9 actually let you use more than 1 fucking button to do more than 1 action
All this style, cinematography, and more, wasted.
Behind Sw/Sh, some of the most underwhelming Pokemon games. These ones, I have played before. Y anyway. I'd just be parroting people if I were to list the number of reasons I see these as mediocre Pokemon games, so I'll avoid that
Feel like I'm the only guy who said they weren't going to buy these games and stuck to that statement lmao
On the topic of shitty ports, what the actual fuck was Valve thinking with this piece of garbage? Prob weren't thinking at all
Nintendo was smoking fucking dope when they thought it was a good idea to just release the same fucking game as Mario Bros 1 but headache-inducingly frustrating. Some people say there aren't any godawful mainline Mario games, but they must fail to recognize this one