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Did any of you have bizarre pre-religious beliefs as a child?
I long thought King Arthur to be a sort of primordial entity who “made” Englishmen, like a baby was born then if Arthur liked you a fairy working for him put a special something inside the baby that made it English
Obviously locking eyes with a creature as majestic as a frog(!) can be quite terrifying, and many may be inclined to hurl the mug away in fear, so some mugs began to feature an inscription to avoid this
“Tho' malt and venom,
Seem united,
Don't break my pot,
Nor be affrighted”
Why does the ultimate villain designing all the worlds monsters keep giving them brightly coloured weak points on their heads?
Another day begins afresh so mister penguin has prepared some pancakes to get you fuelled up and ready to go!
Thank you mister penguin!
I have a confession
The reason you haven’t seen funny fish on your timeline in so long is because we got married, he’s too busy being a diligent house husband to appear in your silly Twitter memes