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@KrisAtLarge @rushtheband Also, probably a reference to Kirk Van Houten's midlife crisis and divorce-inspired racing car bed.
@betterthemask Good idea. Maybe people could smile more too, they'd look prettier if they did.
@rubycumulous @Chinchillazllla tf when you see Superman for real.
Oh wait, I just realised I passed 2000 followers. I have no idea how, but hello everyone!
I was going to do something special to mark the occasion - someone suggested Wooloo cosplay - but it's much too hot for that. Maybe later...
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@AuthorTomRonson @destroyed4com4t I'd rather have Heathcliff beamed in from a parallel universe where all the comedy standards and tropes are different to the complete absence of anything in Fred Basset.