//=time() ?>
"Day 498 of not having someone rich fall in love with me and buy me everything I want.
It sucks, but if I try any harder, I might sweat and ruin my hair."
"... But also, the thought of all that gross stuff and sweat? Disgusting. Absolutely not."
"... I haven't even done hot girl summer. I've just worked. I need to go to the beach and take a thousand pictures to make up for it."