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"Well, hey cutie! You new around here? Because I'm happy to sh-...
... *NYO*?!"
"Oh my god, guys, I'm getting married!
Just kidding! April Fools. I'm too good for pretty much everyone here."
"Training is *hard*, but if I now go out and have a milkshake or something, I feel like Ciaran will hunt me down and yell at me."
"If you guys start fighting again, I'll start throwing people through windows of cars. Do I make myself clear?"
"... I mean, at least you're being loyally horny to your significant others?"