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"I hate everything I'm hearing right now."
"Fans are asking me about Valentines plans… Don't they know I hate almost everyone?"
"People are wild. And yes, I *am* judging."
"... Are people posing? Without me?!"
"… Oh. Sunday. Yeah, considering how depraved people are being today, I'm not striking any poses."
"… People are getting heavy on a Sunday. Really? At this hour?"
"Valentine’s next month… I need to start planning for it already!"
"Fuck. Work has been such a chore… I must look so antisocial."
"I mean it." https://t.co/7srmKeOmwl
"So, my adoring fans! What's everyone's New Years resolutions?"