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@RonRosenbaum1 it's right there in the Bible, or the Constitution, or something
@SethGreen heard one of your apes got kidnapped, made this for you on https://t.co/C2oWDVOuAX
it's yours, do what you wish with it
(if you want, I can put it on the blockchain and you can buy it for like $2 or something)