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Subject Two is motherless.
Albedo and Whoppy pranked Sucrose together!
Lumine solos the entirety of Teyvat.
Paimon has never done anything wrong ever, it's all Celestia's fault.
Subject Two is a menace.
Collei and Kaeya became best friends!
Kaeya and Dainsleif are committing crimes together.
Celestia is watching Lumine.
Venti fell from the Barbatos statue!
Klee has a gun. Celestia is terrified and starts preparing a nail.