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Year of Wario: Day 361 (December 27th)
A Master of Disguise would hardly be anything without their noble staff, Goodstyle!
Year of Wario: Day 357 (December 23rd)
Frappe Snowland is the perfect place to go hiking, gaze at the night sky, or even build Snowmen! (Just be mindful of the Mario Kart Racers driving by, okay?)
Year of Wario: Day 355 (December 21st)
* (You spy 4 lazy good-for-nothing slackers sleeping on the job.)
* (This fills you with determination, and... greed?)
Year of Wario: Day 354 (December 20th)
Hope you brought some hot coco, because 40 Below Fridge is filled with Sneezing Yetis!
Year of Wario: Day 343 (December 9th)
Nothin' better than napping on a moon! The Alien Bunnies love it, unless someone is rage napping of course...
Year of Wario: Day 334 (November 30th)
Shhhh! Don't mind them tight-roping across your timeline, just follow Fronk's sign and everything will be okay!
Year of Wario: Day 331 (November 27th)
On this day in 1995, Virtual Boy Wario Land was released for the Nintendo Virtual Boy in the US!
Blood red suits Demon Head, don't you think?