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You might be an #orangeneck... #drumph @donalddrumph #nascar - April 1st I'll be doing #standup #comedy at #winstons
No @standup #comedy this weekend. I did get up at '@TilTwoClub @WinstonsOB and @TheComedyPalace recently. @exercise
I was able to do some #standup at #NavajoLive last week. My opening joke got my first mini applause break. #openmic
I'm trying to get healthy... I don't need people knowing how many Zingers or HoHos I been eating. #AshleyMadisonHack
Work, work, work. #obey #cartoon #comics #comedy #comicsgreaterthanhaters #chickenbowl
#Standup numero dos for today. This is a cartoon for my first night up at the #MadhouseComedyClub #openmic #sommelier