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I made it into the Sunday funnies! Meet the latest character of Sherman's Lagoon: me!
We all have chances to make a difference. I do my part by eating ton after ton of yummy trash. Humans, you get your chance today. Go vote!
You think a Twinkie takes a long time to decompose? Look at how long it takes to break down the things I eat!
"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.” Happy bday, Dr. Seuss!