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@FatWuff @DarckHumor @Psych_Hydra Yours aren't "nice". Yours are leagues above that.
How about mine? (credit @NohaBurr)
@Bobottah Sorry, I didn't hear you. I just dropped my wallet and need to turn and pick it up real slow. Man, these pants are too small--they keep exposing my crack. Doesn't help that I'm all oily and shiny. Actually, could you pat some talc on my back? That's a good boy.
@Tam_BlueHusky I'm too big to be squished like this, so I'll give my slot to my bud @RoxbyBear!