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I went full fight-or-flight and tore apart my bedroom because I was fully convinced there was an unknown creature in my bed with me because one part of my blanket felt uncharacteristically heavy for a few seconds when I went to roll over. Didn't find anything though.
PPK comic where she goes too far and makes SKK cry, leading to her panicking and profusely apologizing with tears in her eyes (she has a huge crush on SKK)
I went into my garage barefoot to take out some trash real quick and full-on kicked a scorpion about 2 feet LMAO good thing that fucker was a bitch and scurried off instead of coming after me for that
fun fact, scorpions are actually tiny CIA agents because they glow in the dark