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New chapter of "Dekoboko Majo no Oyako Jijou", or as I prefer to call it:
"Phoenix should be on-screen 90% of the time. When Phoenix is not on-screen, every other character in the scene must say 'Where's Phoenix?' and wait until he appears."
"Why can't I [do thing]?"
"In order to [do thing], [preceding step] comes first, right?"
"Yeah of course."
"So, what's wrong with [preceding step]?"
"I don't want to do [preceding step], it takes too long."
[Tired orc narrator: "Preceding step clocks in at 12-15 seconds"]
@wiltejkiel I need to be a living reminder of why autism is considered a neurological disorder.
Good evening, Twitter.
I got 3 different colleagues at work telling me to shove a baguette up
THE FR*NCH
's ass when I attend a finance meeting next month.
That's right.
This fellow right here.
Genuinely the most enjoyable character in the whole thing.