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Alma visits a con dressed as a character from the WORST game in existence. And then fuck inside the restroom. Of course. Classy.
Alma gets drugged at some club, dressed in HARLOT clothing. What zany thing will she rant about next?
Princess Alma gets a family photo taken, to be hung in a COMICALLY LARGE CASTLE somewhere. She behaves somehow.
Alma does a small advertisement for the hot new game, GUILD WARS 2. DON'T ASK WHY.
Alma wakes you up from your horrible reality. She's been normal this entire time, and you've been TROLLED.