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you liked Squid Adler/Volt Kraken from X5 but wished his stage wasn't garbage, unfortunately this stage wasn't super great either but you let it slide because it doesn't have that shitty bike section
you thought Morph Moth should have been sexier and have praised Inti Creates for appealing to your fetishes
you thought Blizzard Wolfang should have been cooler, and much like the Blizzard Wolfang fan you're probably a furry
you're mad that Inti Creates didn't use Phantom's Armed Phenomenon form in Zero 3
you have a VPN or multiple VPNs and frequently use the deep web for unspecified reasons