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you live in Australia
you thought giving Storm Eagle a Shadow the Hedgehog make over was unironically a good idea
you frequent Reddit
you get off on being a piece of shit
you put onions on everything regardless of if it makes sense or not
your favorite movie is The Scorpion King
just admit it you're into necrophilia
you really like boss fights that require you to reflect projectiles back at the boss because you're a broken person
you want your balls crushed every now and then
you main Zero to break the game