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you're thankful X4 doesn't have any JUMP JUMP or SLIDE SLIDE sections
you think it's fucked up that the Eagle Ride Armor isn't in X5 or X6
Super Mario Bros is your favorite video game series or you regularly get high off shrooms
you have a secret desire to be a beekeeper one day, not to be mistaken for a beak keeper
you really like his stage music and you also probably know how to exploit him with Tri-Thunder, or you're a bit of a masochist