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when you're a depressed millennial reliving your emo phase in your 30s, playing neopets to cope because the world is on fire
our end goal is an overly friendly jelly krawk who has all the physical attributes of the infamous Gelatinous Cube. all she wants is a hug!
it's a shame that invisible neopets aren't allowed in the customization contest because you can't tell me my invisible gelert wouldn't absolutely SLAY.
...maybe literally,
so maybe it's for the best. 
I adopted a zombie xweetok out of the neopets pound and now she's an adorable trash rodent
can I just take a minute to appreciate this new filter on my vaporwave-themed pastel lenny? chef kiss
#neopets 
sometimes you just have to stay up late customizing a really gay neopet
ugh this means I have to go back to the mall boards to trade more shit