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"Ya know, these ones are always fun. Good thing I always keep a balloon weight with me for stuff like this, huh. Heh. Look this one happens more than you would think, and it ain't permanent, just for a few hours or so..maybe. Think of it like..a mini vacation. "
@benji_2393
"...heh...look at this. Like some sorta stuffed animal. I don't even remember making this one. Ya know, I ain't a softie, but this one is very cute. Hope you have fun being a big ol' stuffie, hun. <3"
@Cobalt_BloatAD
"Hey, I hope that this doesn't cause beef between us, but, do you find this as a-moo-sing as I do? It's udderly ridiculous isn't it? But the potions are like that sometimes. Maybe we can put all this bad blood..out to pasture..heh..ok ok I'll stop"
@ChaiTorra
"Potion A? Hell,I don't even remember making this one. Pool toy? Nice. Heh.. Hey! Hey Buddy! I got an airpump I can sell ya for about 20 bucks. Hey don't worry. It'll wear off soon enough. Until then I'm sure that I could find you a nice backyard pool to lounge in. "
" Potion B...hah...eh...man that sure is a big belly. It ain't stopping any time soon either. Gosh..eh...normally I have something witty to say, but..did it get hot in here, or is it just you... I- I mean ME..ME..not you..."
for @seatmutt
"Potion D huh, well, I did mention they were potent. Not sure how long it lasts, but think of it this way foxy boy, Now people can say you are oozing with personality. Pleasure doing business with you."
For @MagnetarFox
that has been a long time tho. I started highschool in like 2001 https://t.co/fPDWoGizfT
When I DM a campaign, it is required by tradition that I have an "EVIL" DM profile picture. (though I'm hardly an evil DM XD)
A commission I did for Metroid bob over on FA for @InksplotTweets as a gift for graduation. <3