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@DRyuakira @kaidzsu I realize that actually didn't answer the question the way I worded it, whoops! Yeah, I'm legit 7'2" without the horns or hair, and with them I'm upwards of 8'. Big boi.
Used to a more modest 5'10"-ish before I got a Spyro-dragon-dad makeover. :3
Blue Alerts are a thing?
Why are Blue Alerts a thing?
Blue Alerts don't need to be a thing.
That's what... like... dispatch is for.
This is dumb.
And I don't even fucking live in Texas.
I'm saying this on behalf of all my friends in Texas.
This is dumb.
Stop it.