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Meaningless statistics were up 1.5% this month over last month.
I'm not sure that I'm ready to go from my 'for fun' tabs back to my 'for work' tabs.
I'm from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time.
They will find out about it in my explosive tell-all memoir that comes out in six months.
I don't care if it's more bouncy—it threatens the integrity of the game.
That's a very impressive mating dance, but you should know I'm currently in a relationship.
I feel like this could have been a threatening e-mail.
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