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I've decided to work from home today.
THIS scandal will do him in for sure.
Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking.
Bad Valentines
Come on in, the water is fine.
How about some help carrying the groceries?
Be honest—how much are you exercising?
O.K., let's find out if we like each other.
In light of the current situation, we've dispensed with the weather report.
Three's a party.