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We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it.
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
She's so Jersey.
This your first re-election campaign, kid?
I just worry that it's affecting our work.
Remember, not one word about his foreclosure.
How much weight can it hold?
Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation—come back later.
How about some help carrying the groceries?
Ever wake up and think, No, I did nothing to change the course of human history?