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It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person.
It's not that I love New York. It's that I hate everyplace else.
I like you in that one — it gives you an aura of mindfulness.
Ever wake up and think, No, I did nothing to change the course of human history?
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty.
How Much Everyone Got Upset In Real Life VS How Much Everyone Got Upset on the Internet
Someone's been hacking into my computer, too, and now I'm a member of the Hot Wet Coeds.
Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?