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I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me.
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Look on the bright side—you could be watching the Mets right now.
When you finish this one, boys, I'd like a word with you over at the office.
I understand that in your country this thing is done quite differently.
You should be thankful that I didn't ask for a plastic bag.