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You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging.
All hail the mighty Tube Man—dancer of dances, cylinder of truth!
Of course you feel great. Those things are loaded with antidepressants.
I'm pretty well stocked, but you can leave me your card, if you like.
I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips.
Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said.