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Sonny is sentenced to prison for 'loud noises at an unreasonable time'..
You got caught running a red light. Kyo is your lawyer. How fucked are you?
Selen just finished a podcast with Andrew Tate, winning the debate and leaving him in shambles.
Fulgur argued with Sonny during a drive, causing them to crash and hit Ver.
Petra, Reimu, Ren, and Yugo just debuted as an idol band. They're looking for a group name.