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The accumulated filth of all our “50% off tons of stuff in the store” posts will foam up about their waists and all the NSP fans will look up and shout “SAVE US!”...and Ninja Brian will look down and whisper “No.”
LAST CHANCE to get a ticket to our online acoustic show this weekend! It's only $10, and you can see it from anywhere in the world - this is the only show we're doing this year, so get yours now at https://t.co/3u2NNMlZTa to make sure you don't miss it!
If you didn't get a copy of our origin story graphic novel yet, @Fantoons has just a few left - get yours now! https://t.co/13F0wNqcbO
Looking for a last-minute gift idea for a close friend? Take Ninja Brian's suggestion and get them a not-stabbing-them-in-the-face-while-they're-asleep!
(art by @vanduobones)
Our "I Don't Know What We're Talking About" pin sets are going fast! We only have a small number of these and they're likely to be gone by the end of the week, so get yours now if you want one! https://t.co/G8sqH68JC0