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Holy Shit, I'd never seen this before.
He made her Isaiah. He made her the Prophet Isaiah, from the Sistine Chapel.
"I am not afraid," the man said. "I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me." Kahless honored his choice and went back inside. /
This is a public service announcement:
Green Herons are WEIRD FUCKING BIRDS.
That is all.
@Riprapknits @pinkrocktopus @StrahdVonZ "They're not a vulture! They don't eat carcasses! They eat shit that grows on trees!"
BITCH TELL THAT TO THE PALM NUT VULTURE, WHICH AS THE NAME IMPLIES EATS GODDAMN PALM NUTS.
TURNS OUT NOTHING IN NATURE IS SIMPLE OR EASY OR HAS CLEAN LINES DIVIDING IT.
"But why were those other ones different colors? Are they just dirty or something?"
I MEAN IF YOU THINK MAKEUP IS DIRT!
Which, in this case, yes. It literally is. They use dirt. As makeup.
They use cosmetics! They dye their feathers with dirt and clay and stuff! For the 'gram!
They eat bones. They get almost all of their calories from BONES.
That thing which EVERYTHING ELSE WILL LEAVE BEHIND.
Is their JAM.
God, talk about a survivor! Talk about a niche!
IF YOU DIE ON EARTH THERE IS A NONZERO CHANCE THAT THESE FABULOUS DINOSAURS WILL EAT YOUR BONES.
They are legitimately gorgeous birds, with such amazing adaptations and survival techniques.
Like... look.
Look at this bird.
Look at this fabulous motherfucker.
When a skilled public speaker goes on the stage, and leaves someone else speechless, it feels great (when it's your side).
That... doesn't have much to do with truth, though.
It feels like our current political discourse is full of Debate kids who don't want you to know that.
So I notice @LluisAbadias drawing dire things... and its made me think about the real world dire animals we've had.
Hey #ttrpg dms/gms- you want to give your players something freaky?
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HELL PIGS?