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random girl: "so yeah my family is cursed, one time we went on vacation and we passed by a native reserve and my mom touched a rock they explicitly told us not to touch and we've been deeply unlucky since"
me just trying to go pee:
@mikataluche people already dropped a few of their favorites in the replies but heres a couple more
if I had a dollar for every family in Nijisanji where the mother is a dragon, the father is a normal guy, the daughter is a slightly airheaded girl, and the son is a member of chronoir...