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Ruby is giving away 100k wasps!
Stormhill was hit by a truck driven by Tea Kettle!
Blueberry is trans! I know it because I made it up just now.
Rocky just wants to grill for God's sake!
Paintbrush just noscoped Shot Put
Bowbot, Bubble Wrap, Black Hole and Whoopee Cushion would be a fucking nightmare blunt rotation.
Charlie has hit a devious lick! 😈
Flashlight has ordered a restraining order against Stone.
Tree has ordered a restraining order against Eggy.
Two is getting their ass beat in the QRTs!