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Fruit Ninja has stolen a Target Ball!
McDonald's Chicken Nuggets is at their fucking limit
Alice is trans! I know it because I made it up just now.
Lava Bucket my son they have every disease
Tree has rolled the worst joint ever and has been asked to leave the blunt rotation
Airline Food has created a Reddit account...
Taylor has just came out as asexual!
Fan is listening to Radiohead.
Notification Bell is giving away 100k wasps!
Owen has been sentenced to life in prison without parole.