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Charlotte has become President of the United States!
Oreo has pushed Fan off a swing!
Cigar is giving away 100k wasps!
Charlie just got hit by a piano
Bacon just scaled the Empire State Building!
You can only have one, choose wisely! a Cat girlfriend (she loves you) or Moonstone
Muffin was forced to eat cement when they were 6
Subway Seat is going to fight Thermos.
Goldfish was forced to eat cement when they were 6
Name this team: Paper, Box, Bubble Wrap, and Pen.