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Woody has become President of the United States!
Firey Jr. doesn't own an air fryer.
Big Orange Chicken is now wanted!
I feel like Cake should be friends with Lollipop!
MePad is listening to Lemon Demon.
Marble my son they have every disease
Owen has stolen a Target Ball!
Bomb is fuckin groovin!!
Taylor just got struck by lightning
Fanny is nonbinary! I know it because they told me.