Brooke Fitzwater (she/her) 🐟🏳️‍🌈さんのイラストまとめ

@doublename_mem

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Southerners: "Wow, it's been so nice outside!"
The Weather two seconds after hearing that:

Me yelling at the person who fricked up my R code

Forward-facing eyes imply carnivory

When you're proofreading your grant for the 400th time and it doesn't look like words anymore

@barrygoldman1 Yes!

"Snips"
What they hear vs what I hear

@SarahMackAttack MY TIME HAS COME

Hands-down rhizocephalans. They are barnacles that parasitize other crustaceans and they take over the host's body, castrate them, force them to care for the PARASITE as if it was their own offspring, and can even feminize males by expanding their abdomen.