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@abbygov @nypost I’m pretty sure those penises came from King Triton’s castle on the original VHS cover of The Little Mermaid
Of course both turkeys are white.
🧙🏻♀️ @BetteMidler watching the news like
Fox News is like
Triggering the conservatives like
For no reason at all, here is my dog in a babushka.
[Fills bong with Republican tears]
It really is uncanny
Saturday night show me your pets
Steven Seagal looks like what would happen if Kirby swallowed Seb Gorka.