Oonaghさんのイラストまとめ

"Then, after seven days, she just climbs out of your telly and you're done for."

Great mysteries of all time:
What really happened on the Mary Celeste?
Who was Jack the Ripper?
Where did Lord Lucan go?
How do people trend on Twitter when all the tweets about them just say "Why is _____ trending on Twitter?"

@modicomm @bingowings14

"Nice try, Karen. If you think I'm dropping this for a pilchard, you're sadly mistaken."

Science: Tests on the remains of the earliest-known British skeleton show he had dark skin.
UKIP: Immigration has been out of control for 9,000 years.

After ten minutes, Johnny began to wish he'd just forked out the 5p for a sodding bag!