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"What do you think of my new swimsuit? I pick it out at... oh for heavens sake... why does this sort of thing always happen to ME?! And on a public beach no less. And where are my clothes!? MONKEY?! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES!"
//For real, someone make a Po, or Crane or.... SOMEONE FROM THE FURIOUS FIVE! Except Shifu, if you ask me to fuck Shifu I will kill you.
"Come now, it is the season of fertility. We need more Tigers in the world. Won't you help me?"