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@Da_Nintendude that’d actually be really cool if wrinkly kong was alive in the movie and she’s the queen of kong island much like how cranky is the king
wait this doesn’t make sense…
dk jr’s mother is wrinkly kong, but cranky was in love with pauline which is presumably why he captured her in ‘dk arcade.’
cranky why tf you cheating on your wife dude? that’s a big no no.
so the goombas, boos, pirahna plants and bloopers are essentially mutated dinosaurs that spawned from the bottom half of a yoshi egg, while the top half was in the mountains
and then a starstorm happened which knocked the eggs into each other, fusing them into the yoshi species
i probably already tweeted this but the way the world is going feels a lot like this rn:
now before you raise your eyebrow up at me, dk jr would be in his mid to late 40s in donkey kong arcade while mario + luigi would be in their early 20s
ik he doesnt look it but just use the mario kart snes and mario tennis for virtual boy designs for him and it makes more sense