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Salvador is wanted for committing 27 war crimes during the Smoke War
Plague Doctor is currently headbanging to In Hell We Live, Lament at 3am
Carmen, Gamma, Honglu, and Spider Bud have formed an orchestra!
Philip just showed up on your doorstep. You have 10 seconds to run.
Little Red just dropkicked a homophobe to the Outskirts
Nemo is wanted for committing 27 war crimes during the Smoke War