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Heathcliff just showed up on your doorstep. You have 10 seconds to run.
Sayo, Don Quixote, and Porccubus have formed an office together!
The Servant of Wrath just dropkicked a homophobe to the Outskirts
Carmen just showed up on your doorstep. You have 10 seconds to run.
Benjamin and Nosferatu are arguing over whether a hot dog is a sandwich... At 2 AM.
Don't tell the Head, but Gregor doesn't pay their taxes
All life in the City has gone extinct, and Funeral of the Dead Butterflies is the only survivor!