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The internet informs me I first posted this little piece 8 years ago today! Inspired by Edward Lear's delightful limerick...
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!—
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
Did you know that fine art prints aren't just decorative? They can serve as a high-fiber garnish on bagels, crumbled up for insulation, and even rolled up and smoked!! These and other fine art prints, posters and canvases at my store 👉 https://t.co/cYje2Qw4SV
If anyone has ever wondered how big my pieces are, here's me with as much of 'Styx' as would fit in the frame;P Roughly 5040 square inches hand rendered with a mechanical pencil lead the width of a razor. I do not recommend this career choice to anyoneXD
I didn't actually know much about @MileyCyrus when I painted her, only that she seemed a feisty young lady with a healthy, vivacious, joyful sexuality, and I was sick of watching her slandered. I lost more followers by it than any other piece, case in point. Twerk on Miss Cyrus🤘
New extra large poster in my shop today, my old painting 'The Patron Saint of Censorship,' which now feels, somehow, er........ more relevant:P https://t.co/nmsdu6lcQh
Omgoodness you guys, yesterday was bookmark day and it kicked my aaaaaaa~aaassXD Printed, punched, and tasseled 178 of these bad boys!! If you're one of those who so kindly bought one know your new bookmark is in the mail this very moment:D
Hi kids:D Just a reminder that aaaaaaa~all of my 12x18" art prints are on sale right now, and that I also now have bookmarks with cute little tassels!!!!!! Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, just-becauses, coups, uprisings, and bat mitzvahs💕 https://t.co/cYje2Qw4SV
Kids I wonder if you could help me? Each of my bookmarks come with a few lines of poetry on the back, food for toothsome rumination:P I spent over 12 hours in an archive of Norse sagas and eddas just for one. Now I'm stuck on something for Lunarium, and would love any thoughts!!