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@TekinomoRevenge Wait until he finds out that the Nazi weapon waifus aren't straight up bad guys.
This is my wife. Only mine. NOT ours. Definitely NOT yours. I am the only one who gets to call her that and this will never change, so go find one of your own or we will have a problem. Now, apologies, duty calls and my wife's oven begs to be filled with my baby-batter. Goodbye! https://t.co/MNPKIyhbiU
Honestly wish I was capable of getting drunk. Would have thought this is a really clever shitpost and would say that I'd pay all for him