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Look, I caught a baby Blue Beetle that I can't evolve. That more than makes up for that last absolutely idiotic death, right?
Opal gets up from her seat & casually throws a Poké Ball. Fonsrgq vs Opal! Prowl furiously fights through Opal's Weezing, Mawile, & Togekiss. Fonsrgq wants to keep up the intensity, but sees Opal's writing on the clipboard. She puts it down & says "Okay, let's start the battle."
The most on-brand answer I'd give for Peter would be Joltik, even though electricity's more Miles's thing, but I like to imagine Peter would really like a big fluffy good boy he can ride around on when he doesn't feel like swinging. https://t.co/3aHzlehkPj
I wanna say Secret Six, because they've got a fun dysfunctional family thing going on, but I feel like I could thrive in the generally low standards of the Enforcers. https://t.co/XmDTT39rRP
Fonsrgq & Samus channel their burning rage to Dynamax! As Gengar returns to its original form, Samus grows & the stadium lights up in flames! Gengar tries to fight back, but with paralysis & Samus's Max Flutterby's, its too weak. Finally, Samus obliterates Gengar with Max Flare!
Priya works up her courage & takes Maya's place. She knocks out Mimikyu's defensive Disguise with Petal Blizzard. A claw slithers out from Mimikyu's costume, Slashing at Priya. If ghosts have any life energy, Priya sucks Mimikyu's with Giga Drain, defeating it & healing herself.
The infernal power to kill God all in one adorable package. Beautiful. Say hello to Budonetta and her sultry Galarian accent.
But Whisker has the muddy, unyielding soul of a pirate! His Aqua Tail comes down like a mighty wake and the power of his Water Pulse ripples throughout the turf, until Ninetales & Arcanine are washed away. Kabu raises an eyebrow. "Fine. I'll endeavor to pretend you're a threat."
Kabu notices that Fonsrgq is down a team member. He doesn't care. It is time for the 3rd Gym Match to start. Fonsrgq vs Kabu. Capt.Whisker is quickly overwhelmed by Kabu's Ninetales & Arcanine. They Bite at him. They Burn him. They humiliate him.