Patrick Weekesさんのイラストまとめ

Agents: Hey, Patrick, we read your revised novel. It looks great!
Me: Wooo!

Agents: We're ready to send it out in the new year!

Me: Kickass!

Agents: Just send us a synopsis to go along with it.

Me: ...

Our new overlords did not appreciate that the Terran aphorism, “If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it,” was neither legally defensible nor applicable to planetary bodies.